Welcome back! I hope you are enjoying Miss Mouthy! If so, tell your friends.

Have you been enjoying the previous funny blogs? Wait til you get a load of this!

I might be a math geek or I might not. But these graphs crack me up! The most difficulty I’ve had is picking my top faves because they are all so darn funny.

That is EXACTLY how I feel about eating an orange…and sunflower seeds and chicken wings!

I think what makes these so stinkin’ funny is that they are SO true!

I think when I was about 25 I realized the only person I lie to on a consistent basis is my dentist. As if he can’t tell I don’t floss. Duh! Now I just tell them I don’t floss, they tell me I should and we call it good for another 6 months.

Enjoy your weekend and be sure to check back next Friday for another edition of Funniest Blogs on the Internet, as determined by MissMouthy.com.

This week’s Funniest Blog on the Internet inductee is ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com It kind of goes along with some of my New Year’s Goals. No, not to eat as much fattening stuff as I can find, in order to clog my every artery. I’ve got that goal totally covered. No, I’m trying to get healthy. I’ve spent lots of time researching this and it turns out, I need to MOVE MORE and EAT LESS. Huh, who knew?

This blog makes me feel pretty darn healthy. In the picture above, you see the aptly named Double Coronary Burger. As you read this description, you might feel your arteries harden. Don’t worry, that’s a normal reaction:

A burger topped with five slices of bacon, four slices of cheese, two fried eggs, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and onion between two grilled cheese sandwiches.

Here’s the weird part….all of that seems okay until I see it’s between two grilled cheese sandwiches. Seriously? Wow.

I have a sweet tooth. I don’t deny it. I love cake (this reminds me of a Friends episode, but that’s for another post). But this next item seems too much, even for me:

Feast your eyes (pun intended!) on the French Toast Cupcake with Maple Frosting and Bacon.

That actually sounds pretty good. Hmmm, maybe This is Why I’m Fat!

The picture is one thing, but check out this description of the Deviled Corndog:

Corndog hotdogs pureed with cheese, mayonnaise and tater tots, then re-baked inside a corndog shell.

Ug . The layout of this site is a picture of food and a breif description, but I’ll tell you, this stuff sticks with you. So, enjoy This Is Why You’re Fat!

Every Friday, I *hopefully* will post about a new “Funniest Blog on the Internet” as determined by me. Very unofficial voting system. Previously, I posted on CakeWrecks, which still cracks me up.

Today, let’s take a look at Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves. Now, first of all, I don’t take suicide lightly. But pets in funny clothes cracks me up. We have a $1 pair of reindeer antlers we bought at Old Navy several years ago. We have gotten more laughs out of this holiday item. Poor Daisy always lets us know she’s indulging us by wearing them for 30 seconds.

Enough about me and my dog…let’s take a look:

The picture is awesome, and even better is the caption, “You betcha I’m going rogue alright. Going rogue all over your new satin furniture.”

They recently featured several Christmas photos. Here’s my favorite:

Doesn’t that dog just scream “Christmas Cheer?”

Before you start thinking it’s only dogs and cats, set your eyes on this beauty:

Best part, here’s the caption: “This s-s-skirt’s a tad s-s-short. Everyone’s gonna think I’m a s-s-s-s-s-slut!”

So, there you go. Check out Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves for a good laugh. Check back next week for another Funny Blog Friday!

So here’s a funny little factoid. Right this second, if you do a Google search for “funniest blog on the internet” MissMouthy is number 1. Wow! That’s the good news. The bad news is in that particular post, I’m writing about another blog I think is hilarious.

I’m making lemonade here by posting about funny blogs every Friday. I hope every one will make you smile, but I REALLY hope to make you throw your head back and  laugh, slap your knee when you laugh or nearly pee your pants. I don’t want any actual pee, because that’s no fun for anyone. Here are my general criteria:

1) It has to be funny. Not just a little grin here and there, but at least one literal LOL.

2) It has to be work appropriate. That can mean many things. For example, at most work places, you really shouldn’t be surfing the web at all. But, if you are caught on these recommended sites, you won’t get in trouble for inappropriate content. You might blush, but you won’t be fired.

3) Generally speaking, I don’t like watching videos online. I don’t have tons of time to read super long posts, so these sites will *hopefully* be a quick laugh.

What do you think? Will you check back every Friday? If you have a site you like, please email me the link at missmouthy at g mail dot com

Make 2010 the year you really LOL instead of just writing it!