Elaine and Gary are a fictional couple living in the pages of the catalog. Frankly, I think their marriage is on the rocks. Check out these posts:

Fresh is such a relative word. I mean, how fresh does produce need to be to claim the title “fresh.”

Welcome back! I hope you are enjoying Miss Mouthy! If so, tell your friends.Have you been enjoying the previous funny blogs? Wait til you get a load of this!
I might be a math geek or I might not. But these graphs crack me up! The most difficulty I’ve had is picking my top faves because [...]

As you read this description, you might feel your arteries harden. Don’t worry, that’s a normal reaction.